On the 8th Day, God created the Internet. He looked to it and saw that it was good. Adam & Eve were delighted — they finally had something to waste their time on while they were wasting their time in Eden.
Then one day while Eve was poking around the Internet on her Apple device looking for more videos of cats when she stumbled upon a link to a news article. A snake appeared in the grass beside her and hissed, “Ssssssssssscroll down.”
“What do you mean?” she asked, not having seen a talking snake before.
“Passssssssssst the article. Sssssssssscroll to the bottom of the page.”
And so she did. But Eve was still confused. “Okay, but now what I do?”
“Sssssssssssimple,” the snake responded. “Read the commentssssss. All the ssssssssssssecrets of the world will yoursssss if you jusssssst read the commentsssssss.”
And thus was borne original sin. And then Adam came by and said “First!”