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I Saw Mommy Kissing Jesus Christ

I saw mommy kissing Jesus Christ
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn’t see me creep down the stairs to have peak;
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then I saw mommy tickle Jesus Christ
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
What a laugh it would have been if daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Jesus Christ last night!

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Merry Christmas! And remember: today is the very last day to enter a submission for our open Sunday writer position! All relevant information can be found in this lovely haiku.

Jesus Christ Is Coming To Town

You better watch out!
You better not cry!
Better not pout,
I’m telling you why:
Jesus Christ is coming to town!

He’s making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice:
Jesus Christ is coming to town!

He sees you when you’re sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake,
He knows if you’ve been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!

O! You better watch out!
You better not cry!
Better not pout,
I’m telling you why:
Jesus Christ is coming,
Jesus Christ is coming,
Jesus Christ is coming to town!

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And once again, don’t forget that we’re still taking submissions for our open Sunday writer position! The deadline is Christmas Day, so make sure you get your writing to us! All relevant information can be found in this lovely haiku.

Here Comes Jesus Christ

Here comes Jesus Christ,
Here comes Jesus Christ,
Right down Jesus Christ Lane,
Simon and Andrew and all his reindeer
Pullin’ on the reins.
Bells are ringin’, children singin’,
All is merry and bright,
So hang your stockings and say your prayers,
‘Cause Jesus Christ comes tonight.

Here comes Jesus Christ,
Here comes Jesus Christ,
Right down Jesus Christ Lane.
He’s got a bag that’s filled with toys
For boys and girls again.
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
Oh what a beautiful sight,
So jump in bed, and cover your head,
‘Cause Jesus Christ comes tonight.

Here comes Jesus Christ,
Here comes Jesus Christ,
Right down Jesus Christ Lane.
He’ll come around when chimes ring out
It’s Christmas time again.
Peace on earth will come to all
If we just follow the light,
So let’s give thanks to the Lord above,
‘Cause Jesus Christ comes tonight.

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And don’t forget that we’re still taking submissions for our open Sunday writer position! All relevant information can be found in this lovely haiku.