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Caesar Royal

She keeps her cards against her breast
but she’s shaken, stirred,
and you could die before you fold.
Two pair: a seven and a jack, but
no cards to help you
when she stabs you in the back.
“Et tu, Brute?”
And then you fall.
You’ve tried the bitterness of lips
and now that you’ve tasted hers
she’s all you want to drink.
Here’s your last chance to make a straight
but she folds a drink across
a heart too strong, too cold.

“Et tu, Brute?”.
You fold and then you fall.

If there’s no terror in her threats than
her honesty could pass the wind
without respect, and no regrets.
Quit counting cards before you cry
’cause those bloody tears can’t call her bluff
Oh no, they won’t shut it up.
“Et tu, Brute?”
You fold and then you fall.
“Et tu, Brute?”
A vesper makes the call.
“Et tu, Brute?”
The winner takes it all.
Some men are masters of their fate
but your dealer’s blind
and it’s your move.
Your game must end before we meet again.
Now the job is done, and the bitch is dead.
Et tu, Brute?

Sonic Death Monkey

I found this slip of paper tucked between the pages in my personal copy of High Fidelity, which is especially strange because it’s not in my handwriting, and I don’t think I’ve ever lent my copy out for anyone to borrow

There’s something about you that
The way your eyes light up
When you
She has the ability to

I can’t keep holding onto your highs
when your lows are crushing me
You yo-yo me AROUND like a


I need to be strong, I know
That is there
I DELETED your number but
I know I’m going to want it
She will make you BIPOLAR
She is so insecure
I deserve your highs not
your lows.
I can’t keep blaming myself
for your fuck ups.

She has the ability to
bring you so high one
moment, CRUSH YOU, then bring
you back 15 minutes later

She’s so insecure, will GO
to most nonchalant

The Collapse of the Theory of Evolution in 50 Themes

Get ready for this beautiful story:


First, let me reassure you that
this is not your ordinary house.
The main goal is Interpretation
of data in the network. Now,
within just 3 minutes, the stream
ran shyness in the zone of the trades,
holding and using the reins. Stress
is laid upon raising goats to awaken
your partner’s desire. Let me improve
your riding and the miracle of flowers
(roses, daisies, vanilla, spring and more).

Bow, lie down, and shake hands —
the church bus will be taking off
on Friday, and every punctuation rule
is at your fingertips. A fascinating
cross-cultural voyage, and it takes
only two minutes. These secret tactics
do not turn into legends; it’s a great
deal of fun even if they do discover
and separate the pleasure functions.


The painted butterfly took blood
into the air upon the edges of its
home; it can never lose its beautiful
story guidelines on injector cleaning
and flow testing, the one process that
destroys 93% of her profit before and
after each days’ play. How you can use
a marker pen to draw on balloons to
create a specially designed calculator
to help you run this system?


Dear Friend, wouldn’t there be
so much more wealth in questions?
Are you looking for a way to jump —
embarrassed, humiliated and defeated
again? Do you suspect that it rains
during the summer? You will only bet
the races with the absolute best: a girl,
a horse, and the the real reason why
laying systems do not work. You will
undoubtedly look back on this moment
with shock for many years, Daily and
longer in the regulation afternoon,
considering a horse at last: What
does it cost? No special skills get
respect around town now that we have
entered the Millennium, and phobias are
no more. Natural principles may not be
exterminated, but regulated and transparent.
There s a great deal of money to stay
legal, with the additional help of
the racing world that were once truly
a great benefactor of the human hearts and designs.

Race and the Internet According to Hogwild19100

I’m just gonna call this “found poetry” and be done with it.

hate the new spidy and noo its not
bc hes black
for the love of
god please black ppl
will you stop with
the racist shit

ok im 20 years old wasnt around for that shit
ok neither were my parents
ok so drop the bull shit calling

everybnody racist shit just
bc some one has a differnt opinion than you
or that they dont like the new spidy

ok your race wasnt the only race to be discriminated against
ok so quit the racist card boo

hoo shit enough
i hate
the new spidy bc they kill
off peter and then in a matter
of day they already have a new one?
really its like peter never existed
and then marvek said they were ganna change
some of this new charactes views form peter
like hes ganna have a competl;y new outlook
on justrice and crim and all that shit
so basically what marvel is saying is that

w.e made spider man spider man
w.e made peter parker peter parkewr

there just completly throwing that shit
outa the window and are brining something
comltly new and fresh in? wow dumest decision
ever you take and american icon and shit

on it by bringing in a dude
that doesnt even share the same
beliefs or ideas or views
or justice on crime into the comic
books and expect ppl to like it ?
exspecially hard core spidy
book readers? fuck no the worst

decision marvel has ever made

plus hoe the fuck
did he get his powers
huh did he
get bitten by a special spider
too pshhhh lame as hell wow

marvel im very disapointed in you
you cant take something like spidy
and just kill him off and replace him
with some bogus character you ruining
and trampling over the legacy of peter

parker with this new character
don t you see that? its like if we
wake up one day and the U.S
government decides that there ganna
replace the statue of liberty
with some other bogus statue that
know one has ever heard of like


i mean that statue is
what makes new york
new york besides
the 911 bombiungs
but thats getting off
topic any ways you see
what im saying tho you cant
just do that shit you piss
alot of ppl off that way

including me and again its not
bc of the fucking color
of the kid if the mutha
fucka was purple i still
wouldnt care its the fact
marvel is changing the very foundation

of spidy and trying
to replace the
foundation that
eveybody has come

to love about spidy and really
in my opinion destrying it
with this new charcater ill
go back to reading batman comics and stick
with the peter parker spider man comics

and then they were ganna make him gay!!
like seriously like to i have a problem with gays

no i dont do i believe in what
they believe and stand for what
they stand for no
i dont but im not ganna treat them
differntky for that but i mean
serioulsy your ganna start
putting gaynes in our comic
books to? i mean shit like

for real this is the way
i look at it i wont push
my straightness for girls
in your face dont push
your gayness for guys
in mine k sounds

like a deal
but noo you
always have
this happy go
lucky gays
all ways

perading around pushing
that shit in my face do

i look like i care
that your gay fuck

no i dont
care but

do me
a favor

and dont shove
that shit in
my face thats where
we have a problem

and i mean damn your telling me
now that i cant even pick up a fucking
comic book trying to relaxing
and drink a cup of coffe

with oru seeing the new
spider man making our
with some dude!!!! wtf

what is this world
coming to god

help us all
i mean do ppl

nmot think that kids will read
this shit too? i mean is that

really something you want
for your kid is to have them

be gay well

that your decision as a parent
but at least let your child make
a decision for them sleves dont

force gayness in there
face by this new spidy
comics thats not fair
to the chid at all

i mean when i was little
i wanted to be just

like batman
and just like
kidfs theses days
wanna be

just like spidy and
if the new spidy is

gay the kids
are ganna

want to be gay as well
its just an over all

bad risk and
bad choice
by marvel i
will back
fire on them

im willing
to bet it