Tag Archives: flu

Sonnet for the Sick

Would that I could have written a sonnet
about vomit and wild defecation
brought on by feverish delirium,
but unfortunately, I’m stuck puking
and shitting my brains out in the bathroom,
which makes it kind of difficult to write.

I hope you understand.

When flu shots don’t work

I know this will probably ruin your Christmas, but Part 2 of “There Are Too Many” will have to wait until next week. Despite receiving my first flu shot in about ten years, I have something slightly resembling the flu. Guh. Merry Christmas.