federal and wilshire and traffic

pound your head against the steering wheel, that’s the only way to be sure anyone can hear you when you’re shouting obscenities and be absolutely sure to turn the volume on the radio way way up so everyone can hear that at least rock music still works even though they’re all a bunch of assholes in their bmws and their lexii and their audis (and holy fuck the audis are the worst) but if you don’t roll down the windows and if you don’t use both hands to give the finger and if you don’t slam your foot on the pedal the second the light turns green and if you don’t breeze past a bunch of suits in sunglasses hollering “FUCK YOU SUITS IN SUNGLASSES!” as you speed by well then fellow you’re not doing it right and you probably should’ve taken the bus

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