(apologies to Ogden Nash)
Their signs are red and bright yellow!
Their words are rank and cowardly!
They’re sure Satan devours thee!
They’re protesting for you and me,
God hates you
Their eyes are blank but pinwheely,
I saw them just three tweets ago!
Last night they were in Arkansas;
Tonight, they picket Omaha!
As you are sinning in your bed
They’re repeating what Fred has said.
Just what God hates.
So God loves those who just lack tact.