God Hates Parodies

(apologies to Ogden Nash)

The Westboro,
The Westboro!
Their signs are red and bright yellow!
Their words are rank and cowardly!
They’re sure Satan devours thee!
They’re protesting for you and me,
God hates you
If you
Disagree!
Their eyes are blank but pinwheely,
And crazy,
Whirly,
Hate-zealy!

The Westboro,
The Westboro!
I saw them just three tweets ago!
Last night they were in Arkansas;
Tonight, they picket Omaha!
As you are sinning in your bed
They’re repeating what Fred has said.
They know
Just what God hates.
That’s fact.
So God loves those who just lack tact.

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