Fast Food

If I make myself a turkey sandwich,
quickly, and without mayo, on whole wheat
bread, and not that fake whole wheat bread, but real
whole wheat bread, with some lettuce, tomatoes,
homegrown in clean soil, no fertilizers,
no pesticides, and if the turkey is
wild caught, indigenous to a pristine
island oasis in the Indian
Ocean, and the turkey died humanely,
or humanly, really, took his own life
with a carving knife after the tragic
death of his young turkey wife, and I eat
it off a waterfall-washed palm frond, and
I floss afterwards, will I still get cancer?

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