Selling Fear

A two-for-one deal;
limited-time offer, and
no discounts apply.

Our brand new brand of
terror comes loaded with tons
of great new features.

Yes, that’s right folks; you
too can have a life of fear
and paranoia.

Don’t miss out on this
special once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity!

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