I hate road performing. You know this. But I just had to bite the ammo and take care of some business at a restaurant tonight. And I gotta say: it was probably the best, most fulfilling poop I’ve ever had. Certainly the best experience I’ve had in an away game. In, out, and still feeling refreshed over an hour later. I even had dessert.
Sorry, this is gross. You were the person I could tell these things about. Figured you wouldn’t mind hearing it. Or at least you’d understand that there’s no one else I could tell.