I saw mommy kissing Jesus Christ
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn’t see me creep down the stairs to have peak;
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then I saw mommy tickle Jesus Christ
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
What a laugh it would have been if daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Jesus Christ last night!
Merry Christmas! And remember: today is the very last day to enter a submission for our open Sunday writer position! All relevant information can be found in this lovely haiku.