I Saw Mommy Kissing Jesus Christ

I saw mommy kissing Jesus Christ
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn’t see me creep down the stairs to have peak;
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then I saw mommy tickle Jesus Christ
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
What a laugh it would have been if daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Jesus Christ last night!

Merry Christmas! And remember: today is the very last day to enter a submission for our open Sunday writer position! All relevant information can be found in this lovely haiku.

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