Not The Information He Wanted From This Particular Desk

“The statistics show, and again we have a lot of data to back this up, that every woman you have started a relationship with has grown to regret it. However, the ones you avoided or they avoided you well they seem to be just fine. They still think fondly of you, and they wonder why you are so lonely.”

“And you have data for that?”

“Yes. Yes, indeed. A lot of data.”

“Wow. So where do I go to get my library card?”

“Oh, the library is closing. For good. Sorry.”

“Great. Thanks.”

“You’re very welcome.”

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