Let’s put the fun back in funeral, folks.
I have fought in wars. I have caught fish large
enough to swallow the pole I reeled them
in with. I have befriended people who
brought this world to its creative apex,
and others who have brought it to the brink
of oblivion. I have decided
that placing the double barrel of a
shotgun in my mouth is a fantastic
idea, and should not deter you from
a) brilliant beyond compare;
b) heroic and quite manly;
c) someone whom you should admire.
So please, enjoy yourselves, or at least try
like all hell. You’ll never be able to
do things quite like I’ve done them, but good luck!