Your Life As An Afterschool Special™

Wake up with
expectations; have
those dashed immediately.
Receive an ominous warning,
but fail to recognize it for what it is.
Plod along. Do the things you know are
not really recommended, but which you’ve
justified to yourself to the point where you see
no alternative. Have these things backfire; act shocked.
Remember that warning and realize your carelessness and
stupidity. Be suitably chastened. See your friends approach
you from seemingly out of nowhere. Make a weak joke at your own
expense. Grin sheepishly as everyone laughs good-naturedly, WITH you.

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