for the lazy ass

who won’t retype a thing


CTRL+Z to erase

that last little bit

no one’s meant to see


CTRL+B to show

you really mean

what you say you mean


CTRL+P when you’re ready

to replace the blinking cursor

with paper and black ink


CTRL+T to support

your undiagnosed ADD

habit of multi-tab browsing


CTRL+F and Silent B for


searching ease



when all the world

is a suicidal blue screen

2 responses to “Shortcuts

  1. How did you work this all out?

  2. I was half expecting this to end with “In the land of Linux where the shadows lie.”

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