Marriage in Middle-earth

Two rings for the teenagers with parental consent,
Two for the pen pals (one jailed for manslaughter),
Two for first cousins sans Southern accents,
Two for the actor and his stepdaughter
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
No Rings for lesbians, No Rings for gays,
No Rings except during those 142 days
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

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