George Three

Way to be, George Three,
biggest joke in history:
king who lost the colonies
and later on his faculties.

George Three, and weirdest yet:
married his wife the day they met;
through charity fell deep in debt
but kept Hanover as a pet.

Still, George, I’ll say of thee:
you had a killer library;
and every critic can agree
you couldn’t stand adultery.

George you lost to Washington
but sparked some Industrial fun,
and screw whatever else you’ve done,
you Waterloo’d Napoleon;
so call this treason, blaphemy:
I’ve got no problems with George Three.

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