Way to be, George Three,
biggest joke in history:
king who lost the colonies
and later on his faculties.
George Three, and weirdest yet:
married his wife the day they met;
through charity fell deep in debt
but kept Hanover as a pet.
Still, George, I’ll say of thee:
you had a killer library;
and every critic can agree
you couldn’t stand adultery.
George you lost to Washington
but sparked some Industrial fun,
and screw whatever else you’ve done,
you Waterloo’d Napoleon;
so call this treason, blaphemy:
I’ve got no problems with George Three.