If I Were a Gay

If I were a Gay
I’d work out every day
to get rid of this flab
and my body’d look fab

If I were a Gay
I would sashay by soldiers
chasse elevé
dancing shoulder to shoulder

If I were a Gay
I would ask and I’d tell
every pistol and shell
if they’re going my way

If I were a Gay
I would lie deep in sod
as my family pray
that my soul reaches God

If I were a Gay
I can honestly say
that the boys would cry
I was a hell of a guy

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