Haiku Review: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, part 1

The much-anticipated continuation: Book 6!

Chapter 1: The Other Minister

Muggle PM—and
readers—brought to speed by new
Minister, Scrimgeour.

Chapter 2: Spinner’s End

Snape’s a Death Eater!
He vows to aid Draco in
some sinister plot.

Chapter 3: Will and Won’t

Harry leaves Dursleys
early with Dumbledore, owns
Kreacher and Black’s house.

Chapter 4: Horace Slughorn

Dumbledore uses
Harry to convince an old
chair to teach again.

Chapter 5: An Excess of Phlegm

Fleur’s back! and engaged
to Ron’s brother Bill. Harry’s
back at the Burrow.

He tells Ron, Hermy
’bout prophecy and gets O. W. L. S.
grades; Auror is out.

Chapter 6: Draco’s Detour

Twins’ store huge success.
Harry, Weasleys visit, meet
muy shady Draco.

Chapter 7: The Slug Club

Harry, Ginny, and
Neville are invited to
special Slughorn lunch.

Then, stupid Harry
tries to spy on Malfoy, gets
beat up, left on train.

Chapter 8: Snape Victorious

Tonks rescues Harry.
Snape finally gets dream job.
Grawp upgrades housing.

Chapter 9: The Half-Blood Prince

Potions not so bad
without Snape: Harry wins luck
potion (with some help).

Chapter 10: The House of Gaunt

Private lessons with
Dumbledore! Voldy’s inbred
family researched.

Chapter 11: Hermione’s Helping Hand

Hermy cheats, helps Ron
keep Keeper spot. Hagrid’s sad;
his spider’s dying.

Chapter 12: Silver and Opals

Hogsmeade trip horror:
Chaser Katie Bell jinxed by
shady green necklace.

Chapter 13: The Secret Riddle

Stroll down Memory
Lane; Dumbledore lectures on
Voldy’s orphan past.

Chapter 14: Felix Felicis

Ron and Lavender
sitting in a tree, K-I-
S-S-I-N-G.

Chapter 15: The Unbreakable Vow

Snap, yo! Draco IS
up to something! And Prof. Snape
has some secrets, too!

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